Being skinny can be so validating… its sick

modern-oedipus:

2pretty:

Always wear your cutest outfit. Stop saving so many looks for “special occasions”. You showing up is a special occasion. Look your best.

Bonus: The more you wear your “special” outfit on ordinary days, the more encouraged you are to make your days special. It works both ways and it’s really motivating!

Giving myself therapy sessions is the only thing saving my mental health

emiliascorner:

dovv:

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so true

John Green set the bar too high

thenightyouescaped:

theannoyingalien:

Clone High is a lot funnier if you take the clones and photoshop the actual faces of the people they’re cloned from onto them

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You ever look at a fandom you’re not in from afar and feel like a nuclear missile just grazed the side of your head

ekeshet:

rest in peace freddie mercury. you would have loved lil nas x’s music video.

mens-rights-activia:

Under communism we would play ourcraft

bewbin:

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

replicated-archive:

tumblr is social media for people who don’t exist

I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this

Anonymous

beesmygod:

no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission

fat-pussy-crisis-hotline-deacti:

Nightmare blunt rotation

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